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title: Shot in the Patoot
date: 2016-06-29
topics: Tweets
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•tweet[#:name "Dollars Horton" #:handle "crushingbort" #:url "https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/535187560411447296" #:date "Nov 19 2014 3:47 PM"]{
happy birthday to former President James Garfield, mortally shot in the patoot
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•tweet[#:name "Dollars Horton" #:handle "crushingbort" #:url "https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/535188461901582336" #:date "Nov 19 2014 3:50 PM"]{
reminder that one time we shoved whiskey and beef bouillon up a president’s butt
until he died
[nytimes.com/2006/07/25/hea…](http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/25/health/25garf.html?pagewanted=all)
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