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◊(define-meta title "Shot in the Patoot")
◊(define-meta published "2016-06-29")
◊(define-meta topics "Tweets")

◊tweet[#:id "535187560411447296"
       #:handle "crushingbort"
       #:realname "Dollars Horton"
       #:permlink "https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/535187560411447296"
       #:timestamp "Nov 19 2014 3:47 PM"]{happy birthday to former President James Garfield, mortally shot in the patoot ◊image["tweet-535187560411447296.jpg"]}
       
◊tweet[#:id "535188461901582336"
      #:handle "crushingbort"
      #:realname "Dollars Horton"
      #:permlink "https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/535188461901582336"
      #:timestamp "Nov 19 2014 3:50 PM"]{reminder that one time we shoved whiskey and beef bouillon up a president's butt until he died ◊link["http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/25/health/25garf.html?pagewanted=all"]{nytimes.com/2006/07/25/hea…} ◊image["tweet-535188461901582336.png"]}